Author: Neville Fernandes

Waitress: “Are you sure you are the gentleman who ordered this steak?”  I thought you were a much younger man.” Customer: “Yes, I was a much younger man when I ordered I.”

It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on… Continue Reading →

After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don’t understand,”  he complained to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” … Continue Reading →

An absent-minded man was going around the revolving door. “Help me,”  He said after several tries. “I can’t remember whether I was going in or coming out”.

Piano tuner: “I’ve come to tune your piano” Mrs. Smith: “But nobody sent for you” Piano tuner: “yes, the did” Mrs. Smith: “who?” Piano tuner: “your neighbors”

Boy: “is it true that we are made of dust”? Mummy: “yes, quite true, dear.” Boy: “is it true that when we die we go back as dust?” Mummy “yes, dear.” Boy: “well, I looked under the bed just now… Continue Reading →

One person was teaching his three-year-old daughter the lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after him the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. the father listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated… Continue Reading →

An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the ten commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads: for fast relief take two tablets

A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom,… Continue Reading →

Two young boys were spending the right at their grandparent’s house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: “I PRAY FOR A NEW… Continue Reading →