After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don’t understand,” he complained to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” … Continue Reading
An absent-minded man was going around the revolving door. “Help me,” He said after several tries. “I can’t remember whether I was going in or coming out”.
Piano tuner: “I’ve come to tune your piano” Mrs. Smith: “But nobody sent for you” Piano tuner: “yes, the did” Mrs. Smith: “who?” Piano tuner: “your neighbors”
Boy: “is it true that we are made of dust”? Mummy: “yes, quite true, dear.” Boy: “is it true that when we die we go back as dust?” Mummy “yes, dear.” Boy: “well, I looked under the bed just now… Continue Reading
One person was teaching his three-year-old daughter the lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after him the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. the father listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated… Continue Reading
An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the ten commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads: for fast relief take two tablets
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom,… Continue Reading
Two young boys were spending the right at their grandparent’s house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: “I PRAY FOR A NEW… Continue Reading
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years of… Continue Reading
The inspector decided that the students of standard VII were old enough to be original, so he said: “now, children, I want you to make up several little sentences like the one I am writing on the blackboard.” He took… Continue Reading