Atheist
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom,… Continue Reading
A young lady came home very sad from a date. She told her mother, “Anthony proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. “Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom,… Continue Reading
Two young boys were spending the right at their grandparent’s house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers. The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: “I PRAY FOR A NEW… Continue Reading
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years of… Continue Reading
The inspector decided that the students of standard VII were old enough to be original, so he said: “now, children, I want you to make up several little sentences like the one I am writing on the blackboard.” He took… Continue Reading
A Franciscan missioner traveling through the jungle came suddenly upon a lion. The flight was hopeless, the missioner dropped quickly to his knees in anxious prayer. A minute later he was greatly comforted to note that the lion too had… Continue Reading
A customer at the shoe shop Customer: sir can you show me a pair of tennis shoes in my size? Salesman: here sir try these out The customer tries the shoe Customer: excuse me sir the shoes are not fitting… Continue Reading
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,’ he said, “I need you to cut off my dog’s tail.’ The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?’ “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I… Continue Reading
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. JOHNNY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily… Continue Reading
Top four reasons computers are male. 4. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 3. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems but,… Continue Reading