Little Johnny had just failed his law exam, but instead of sulking, he marched straight to his professor’s office with a plan. Johnny: “Sir, is it true you know everything about law?” Professor: “Naturally. I’ve been teaching it for over… Continue Reading
Doctor : Your Liver is enlargedPatient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?(This is called “Positive Thinking” 😄😄) Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.Doc :-… Continue Reading
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ? (This is called “Positive Thinking” )
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on… Continue Reading
Spell the word ‘COW’ in 13 letters was asked in a competitive exam. So called ‘intellectuals’ went mad analysing it. Even highly reputed Professors were stumped thinking what could be the answer. Many lecturers debated that the question itself was… Continue Reading
Little Johnny was attending his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked… Continue Reading
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to… Continue Reading
A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going… Continue Reading
A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach: she took them to a preacher in town for a lecture. First, the older boy was admitted into… Continue Reading
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I am calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood. “Thank you very much for the call, sir”. The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They… Continue Reading