Author: Neville Fernandes

One woman told another : “My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband. Mind you, look at me. My husband is Foolish, Lazy and a Coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?”

I just got off the phone with a man who asked, “How do I know which plane to get on?” I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, “I was told my flight number is 823, but… Continue Reading →

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ‘’Can I rent a donkey?’ The guy said, “We don’t call them donkeys here,… Continue Reading →

A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head. Everyone stopped what… Continue Reading →

A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?” “Yes,” the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.”

The staffing coordinator watched and pondered his secretary who herself was completely preoccupied with painting her finger nails, yet again. “Miss Turnheel,” he finally piped up, “I’d like to compliment you on your work, but can I ask, when are… Continue Reading →

Kathryn’s 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car she’d ask, “Mom, what does FGRPL spell?” “Nothing,” Kathryn… Continue Reading →

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went… Continue Reading →

“Vernon, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,” was his solemn response. “Vernon, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe… Continue Reading →

Thought A few days after Christmas, mother and her six year son and were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?” “Well, what do you think?” Mom asked him. He replied, “Well, my Play station that I got… Continue Reading →