A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?†“Yes,†the man replies. “I’m just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?†“Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they’re going to die.â€
The staffing coordinator watched and pondered his secretary who herself was completely preoccupied with painting her finger nails, yet again. “Miss Turnheel,†he finally piped up, “I’d like to compliment you on your work, but can I ask, when are… Continue Reading
Kathryn’s 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling once she learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out her own words. From the back seat of the car she’d ask, “Mom, what does FGRPL spell?†“Nothing,†Kathryn… Continue Reading
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, “…. and so Chicken Little went… Continue Reading
“Vernon, where’s your homework?†Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,†was his solemn response. “Vernon, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe… Continue Reading
Thought A few days after Christmas, mother and her six year son and were talking. He asked, “Mom, is there a Santa Claus?†“Well, what do you think?†Mom asked him. He replied, “Well, my Play station that I got… Continue Reading
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity… Continue Reading
A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar completely drunk. He walks up to the bartender and asks for a drink. The bartender kindly tells the guy he can’t give him a drink because he is already drunk.… Continue Reading
A man was reading a newspaper, his wife was in a romantic mood and so she made a statement to her husband saying “I wished you were the news paperâ€, the husband inquired for which the wife replied that if… Continue Reading
A man knew a little of English, once a foreigner comes to ask him instructions to get to the place , so the man replies YES YES indicating that he knows the address and then says “first go straight, then… Continue Reading