To the rescue
Little girl: “mother, may I have some money for the old man who is outside crying?” Mother: “yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?” Little girl: “Ice cream cones, five rupees.”
Little girl: “mother, may I have some money for the old man who is outside crying?” Mother: “yes, dear, but what is the old man crying about?” Little girl: “Ice cream cones, five rupees.”
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on… Continue Reading
A fat lady was struggling to get inside the bus. Driver (to the fat lady):”Try side ways.” Lady:”my dear man, can’t you see? I have no sides.”
One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. “Officer you can’t give me a ticket for that!” “Why not,” said… Continue Reading
At Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. “Rabbi?” asked little Melvin “there’s something I need to know.” What’s that my child?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, according to the Scriptures,… Continue Reading
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?  Continue Reading
Teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “NO!” the children all answered.… Continue Reading
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas”. When… Continue Reading
At Sunday school they were taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam”s ribs. Later in… Continue Reading
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge… Continue Reading