All around
A fat lady was struggling to get inside the bus. Driver (to the fat lady):”Try side ways.” Lady:”my dear man, can’t you see? I have no sides.”
Author: Neville Fernandes
Slow Down vs. Stop
One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. “Officer you can’t give me a ticket for that!” “Why not,” said… Continue Reading
An Important Question
At Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. “Rabbi?” asked little Melvin “there’s something I need to know.” What’s that my child?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, according to the Scriptures,… Continue Reading
Shirley’s Makeover
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?  Continue Reading
How To Get To Heaven
Teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “NO!” the children all answered.… Continue Reading
Blind Man In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas”. When… Continue Reading
Adam’s Rib
At Sunday school they were taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam”s ribs. Later in… Continue Reading
Cigars For The Judge
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge… Continue Reading
The Fatted Calf
At a Sunday School A teacher, was telling his class the story of the Prodigal Son. Wishing to emphasize the resentful attitude of the elder brother, he laid stress on this part of the parable. After describing the rejoicing of… Continue Reading
Fishing License
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through… Continue Reading