Cool talk
Visitor: “Are your father and mother in?” Youngster:” they was in, but they is out.” Visitor: “they was in, they is out? Where is your grammar?” Youngster: “Oh, granma? She’s gone upstairs for a nap.”
Visitor: “Are your father and mother in?” Youngster:” they was in, but they is out.” Visitor: “they was in, they is out? Where is your grammar?” Youngster: “Oh, granma? She’s gone upstairs for a nap.”
Priest: “Remember, the way to heaven is straight and narrow path. Do you realize that?” Acrobat:”That does not worry me the least. I am a tight-rope walker.”
Waitress: “Are you sure you are the gentleman who ordered this steak?” I thought you were a much younger man.” Customer: “Yes, I was a much younger man when I ordered I.”
It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on… Continue Reading
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “œI don’t understand,” he complained to Saint Peter. “œI devoted my entire life to my congregation.”… Continue Reading
An absent-minded man was going around the revolving door. “Help me,” He said after several tries. “I can’t remember whether I was going in or coming out”.
Piano tuner: “I’ve come to tune your piano” Mrs. Smith: “But nobody sent for you” Piano tuner: “yes, the did” Mrs. Smith: “who?” Piano tuner: “your neighbors”
Boy: “is it true that we are made of dust”? Mummy: “yes, quite true, dear.” Boy: “is it true that when we die we go back as dust?” Mummy “yes, dear.” Boy: “well, I looked under the bed just now… Continue Reading
One person was teaching his three-year-old daughter the lord’s prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after him the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo. the father listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated… Continue Reading
An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the ten commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads: for fast relief take two tablets