So keep the Singing Down
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?†One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.â€
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?†One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.â€
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the boys?†Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.†The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,… Continue Reading
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.†Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, “I’m Jane Sugarbrown.†The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, “Aren’t you Mr.… Continue Reading
A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to… Continue Reading
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule… Continue Reading
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.†The owner was angry and… Continue Reading
Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he’d gone in and asked Mr. Tuttle, “Do you… Continue Reading
“What’s the matter, you look depressed.†“I’m having trouble with my wife.†“What happened?†“She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30 days.†“But that ought to make you happy.†“It did, but today is the last… Continue Reading
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The… Continue Reading
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, “If you don’t promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife.†The poor man wrote back, “ I am afraid I can’t keep my… Continue Reading