Humour Tonic

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four-way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. “Officer you can’t give me a ticket for that!” “Why not,” said… Continue Reading →

At Hebrew School, the Rabbi finished the day’s lesson. It was now time for the usual question period. “Rabbi?” asked little Melvin “there’s something I need to know.” What’s that my child?” asked the Rabbi. “Well, according to the Scriptures,… Continue Reading →

Teacher asked the children in her Sunday school class, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” “NO!” the children all answered.… Continue Reading →

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas”. When… Continue Reading →

At Sunday school they were taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam”s ribs. Later in… Continue Reading →

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I sent the judge… Continue Reading →

At a Sunday School A teacher, was telling his class the story of the Prodigal Son. Wishing to emphasize the resentful attitude of the elder brother, he laid stress on this part of the parable. After describing the rejoicing of… Continue Reading →

A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through… Continue Reading →

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second… Continue Reading →

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally, in a last-dash effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local… Continue Reading →