Author: Neville Fernandes

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years of… Continue Reading →

The inspector decided that the students of standard VII were old enough to be original, so he said: “now, children, I want you to make up several little sentences like the one I am writing on the blackboard.” He took… Continue Reading →

A Franciscan missioner traveling through the jungle came suddenly upon a lion. The flight was hopeless, the missioner dropped quickly to his knees in anxious prayer. A minute later he was greatly comforted to note that the lion too had… Continue Reading →

Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,’ he said, “I need you to cut off my dog’s tail.’ The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?’ “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I… Continue Reading →

TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. JOHNNY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily… Continue Reading →

Top four reasons computers are male. 4. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 3. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems but,… Continue Reading →

“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see… Continue Reading →

The woman yelled at her husband, “You’re goanna be really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you!” He responded, “Make up your mind! Which one is it goanna be?”