A Franciscan missioner traveling through the jungle came suddenly upon a lion. The flight was hopeless, the missioner dropped quickly to his knees in anxious prayer. A minute later he was greatly comforted to note that the lion too had… Continue Reading
A customer at the shoe shop Customer: sir can you show me a pair of tennis shoes in my size? Salesman: here sir try these out The customer tries the shoe Customer: excuse me sir the shoes are not fitting… Continue Reading
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. “Doctor,’ he said, “I need you to cut off my dog’s tail.’ The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?’ “Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I… Continue Reading
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. JOHNNY: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass. The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily… Continue Reading
Top four reasons computers are male. 4. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 3. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems but,… Continue Reading
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees. “Yes, sir,” the clerk replied. “That’s good,” the boss said. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see… Continue Reading
The woman yelled at her husband, “You’re goanna be really sorry! I’m going to LEAVE you!” He responded, “Make up your mind! Which one is it goanna be?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “with your hand on my steak?” “What” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?”
A newly married man asks his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?” “Darling,” the woman replies sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune.”