Donkey
A donkey was tied to a tree. One night a ghost cut the rope & released the donkey free. The donkey went & destroyed the crops on an adjacent farmer’s land. Infuriated, the farmer’s wife shot the donkey and killed… Continue Reading
A donkey was tied to a tree. One night a ghost cut the rope & released the donkey free. The donkey went & destroyed the crops on an adjacent farmer’s land. Infuriated, the farmer’s wife shot the donkey and killed… Continue Reading
Little Johnny was attending his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him. He looked… Continue Reading
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go, is to… Continue Reading
A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going… Continue Reading
A desperate young mother had two incorrigible boys. Having exhausted all suggestions for controlling the little hellions, she tried one last approach: she took them to a preacher in town for a lecture. First, the older boy was admitted into… Continue Reading
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I am calling to report my neighbor. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood. “Thank you very much for the call, sir”. The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They… Continue Reading
Three Pastors in a city were having lunch in a diner. One said”You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and alter at church. I’ve tried everything” noise, spray, cats nothing seems to scare… Continue Reading
A customer at the shoe shop Customer: sir can you show me a pair of tennis shoes in my size? Salesman: here sir try these out The customer tries the shoe Customer: excuse me sir the shoes are not fitting… Continue Reading
Blonde Looking for a Job A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. “YES” The Blondes Who Finished The… Continue Reading