Author: Neville Fernandes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see”. Watson replies, “I… Continue Reading →

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: DAM!! Q: What do you call a boom-a- rang, that doesn’t come back?A: A Stick!!!! Q : What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?A: Magnets… Continue Reading →

Married lifeMarried life is very frustrating. in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors… Continue Reading →

Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile” John: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” Teacher: No, that’s wrong John: Maybe it’s wrong, but… Continue Reading →