Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: DAM!!
Q: What do you call a boom-a- rang, that doesn’t come back?
A: A Stick!!!!
Q : What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
Q: What do you call a Sardar man with only one hair?
A: IK-BAL SINGH.
Q: What do you call a Sardar guy running towards the enemy camp with a white flag in his hand?
A: SURRENDER SINGH.
Q: Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
A: JOURNAL SINGH.