Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally, in a last-dash effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local… Continue Reading
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second… Continue Reading
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the… Continue Reading
An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!’ Everyone liked him,… Continue Reading
Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.… Continue Reading
A lady after death arrived at the Pearly Gates, she stomped up to the head of the line at St. Peter’s desk. St. Peter politely informed her that down on Earth she may have had privileges, but up here she… Continue Reading
A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the… Continue Reading
There was a boy who wanted to go out for recess. His teacher asked, “First tell me your ABC’s”. That night, the kid asks his mother “What’re my ABC’s?” She says, “Shut up!” He asks his sister the same question.… Continue Reading
A self-centered, selfish, unbelieving man died and was delivered unto the Devil’s hands. The Devil said, “You’ll be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you”. In the first room were thousands… Continue Reading
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.… Continue Reading