Author: Neville Fernandes

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the… Continue Reading →

An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!’ Everyone liked him,… Continue Reading →

Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.… Continue Reading →

A lady after death arrived at the Pearly Gates, she stomped up to the head of the line at St. Peter’s desk. St. Peter politely informed her that down on Earth she may have had privileges, but up here she… Continue Reading →

A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Japanese could do to better the car. The Japanese added sport wheels and an aero kit to the… Continue Reading →

There was a boy who wanted to go out for recess. His teacher asked, “First tell me your ABC’s”. That night, the kid asks his mother “What’re my ABC’s?” She says, “Shut up!” He asks his sister the same question.… Continue Reading →

A self-centered, selfish, unbelieving man died and was delivered unto the Devil’s hands. The Devil said, “You’ll be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you”. In the first room were thousands… Continue Reading →

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.… Continue Reading →

A Parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks …’ Aam hai kya?’ The shopkeeper says … ‘˜Nahi. Hum ‘˜Aam nahi bechate.’ Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …’Aam hai kya ?’ He gets… Continue Reading →

A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ever hear that… Continue Reading →