A self-centered, selfish, unbelieving man died and was delivered unto the Devil’s hands. The Devil said, “You’ll be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three I’ll show you”. In the first room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. “I don’t like that,” said the man, “show me the second room.” In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wood floor “Well that’s better than brick, but show me the third room” he insisted. In the third, thousands of people were standing ankle-deep in a room full of maggot-infested garbage, all drinking coffee. “I’ll choose this room,” he declared. Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a minor demon rang out, “OK, coffee break is over, back on your heads!”
