Aam hai kya?
A Parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks …’ Aam hai kya?’ The shopkeeper says … ‘˜Nahi. Hum ‘˜Aam nahi bechate.’ Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …’Aam hai kya ?’ He gets… Continue Reading
Author: Neville Fernandes
Big John In The Old West
A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, “If you ever hear that… Continue Reading
My Wife is Deaf
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and I always have to repeat things.” “Well,”… Continue Reading
A Young Business Man On The Phone
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He’d rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the… Continue Reading
The Diver
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him… Continue Reading
Mark chap 17
The priest told his congregation that the following week, he would preach on lying. He asked them to read the 17th chapter of Gospel of St. Mark. the next sunday, he asked from the pulpit how many had done the… Continue Reading
Help from God
A woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve… Continue Reading
Blind man!
a lady was in the bath when the bell rang. She quickly wound a towel around herself, from the chest down to a few inches above her knees promptly walked to the door, and asked, loudly, “who’s there?” “a blind… Continue Reading
Eenie Meenie
A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, “How many children do you have?” The woman answered, “Four.” The census taker asked, “May I have their names, please?” The… Continue Reading
As you wish
Teacher (to new boy): “what’s your name?” New boy: “john O’Brien.” Teacher: “Always say, “˜Sir, “˜when you are speaking to a master. It’s more polite.” New boy (apologetically):”SIR JOHN O’BRIEN.