Blind man!

a lady was in the bath when the bell rang. She quickly wound a towel around herself, from the chest down to a few inches above her knees promptly walked to the door, and asked, loudly, “who’s there?” “a blind man”, came the reply. That encouraged the woman. She threw open the door to find herself facing a smart young man, carrying a package, asking, “Where do I put these blinds?”.

Neville Fernandes