The Diver
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth, but with no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, and the guy joined him… Continue Reading
Humour Tonic
Mark chap 17
The priest told his congregation that the following week, he would preach on lying. He asked them to read the 17th chapter of Gospel of St. Mark. the next sunday, he asked from the pulpit how many had done the… Continue Reading
Help from God
A woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve… Continue Reading
Blind man!
a lady was in the bath when the bell rang. She quickly wound a towel around herself, from the chest down to a few inches above her knees promptly walked to the door, and asked, loudly, “who’s there?” “a blind… Continue Reading
Eenie Meenie
A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, “How many children do you have?” The woman answered, “Four.” The census taker asked, “May I have their names, please?” The… Continue Reading
As you wish
Teacher (to new boy): “what’s your name?” New boy: “john O’Brien.” Teacher: “Always say, “˜Sir, “˜when you are speaking to a master. It’s more polite.” New boy (apologetically):”SIR JOHN O’BRIEN.
The Countdown
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup, the doctor comes out with the examination results. “I’m afraid I have some bad… Continue Reading
Oh, really?
“How quickly can I learn French?” asked the young woman. “That depends upon you,” replied the teacher. “Why are you in such a rush?” “We’ve just adopted a French baby only six months old,” she answered, “and we want to… Continue Reading
Not the right sort
“Why don’t you play golf with George any more?” Pete’s wife asked him “would you play with a fellow who puts down the wrong score and moves the ball when you aren’t watching?” replied Pete.
How could there be
“yes,” asserted the big game hunter at the cocktail party, ” I used to shoot tigers in Africa.” One of his listeners protested, “But there are no tigers on that continent.” Of course not,” glibly replied the hunter, “I shot… Continue Reading