why………….. here are reasons………….
HUSBAND :Hi dear, I have logged in.
WIFE : Have you brought the saree?
HUSBAND : Bad command or filename.
WIFE : But I told you about it in the morning.
HUSBAND : Erroneous syntax .
WIFE : Hae Bhagwan!! Forget it. Where’s your salary?
HUSBAND :File in use, Read only, Try again after some time.
WIFE : At least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
HUSBAND : Sharing Violation . Access Denied.
WIFE : I made a mistake marring you.
HUSBAND : Data type Mismatch.
WIFE : You are Useless.
HUSBAND : By default.
WIFE : Who was there with you in the car this morning?
HUSBAND :System unstable. Press
WIFE : Would you like to have some snacks?
HUSBAND : Hard disk full.
WIFE : What is the relation between you and your receptionist?
HUSBAND : The only user with write permission.
WIFE : What is my value in life?
HUSBAND :Unknown virus detected
WIFE : Do you love me or your computer?
HUSBAND : Too many parameters.
WIFE – I will go to my dad’s house
HUSBAND : This program has performed an illegal task and will be shut down.
WIFE – I will leave you forever.
HUSBAND : Close all programs and log out for another user.
WIFE : It is worthless talking to you.
HUSBAND :Shut down the computer.
WIFE : I am going.
HUSBAND : its now safe to turn off your computer.
BYE
