Married life
Married life is very frustrating. in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Man and woman
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the “y” becomes silent.
Expects-suspects-respects
Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
New car/wife
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is new.
