Three Pastors in a city were having lunch in a diner. One said”You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and alter at church. I’ve tried everything” noise, spray, cats nothing seems to scare them away.
Another said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the alter. I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.
The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church… Haven’t seen one back since!”
