Just a Second
A man: God, how much is a million dollars to you?God: It is but a penny.A man: God, how long is a million years to you?God: It is but a second.A man: God, could you please give me a penny?God:… Continue Reading
Author: Neville Fernandes
Members of the church
Three Pastors in a city were having lunch in a diner. One said”You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and alter at church. I’ve tried everything” noise, spray, cats nothing seems to scare… Continue Reading
Mechanic vs. doctor
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take… Continue Reading
Heaven
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, “Who… Continue Reading
Never Marry a Software Engineer
why………….. here are reasons…………. HUSBAND :Hi dear, I have logged in. WIFE : Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND : Bad command or filename. WIFE : But I told you about it in the morning. HUSBAND : Erroneous syntax .… Continue Reading
Isn’t good enough for me
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet… Continue Reading
Disarming the Guard
Lem: I got fired from my job as a bank guard. Clem: That’s awful. What happened? Lem: Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step,… Continue Reading
I don’t mind an occasional mistake
A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he’d been given. “This is two hundred dollars… Continue Reading
The Golden Saloon
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands. “At this fantastic new… Continue Reading
Economist
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four”. The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the… Continue Reading