Humour Tonic

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, “Who… Continue Reading →

why………….. here are reasons…………. HUSBAND :Hi dear, I have logged in. WIFE : Have you brought the saree? HUSBAND : Bad command or filename. WIFE : But I told you about it in the morning. HUSBAND : Erroneous syntax .… Continue Reading →

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet… Continue Reading →

Lem: I got fired from my job as a bank guard. Clem: That’s awful. What happened? Lem: Well a thief came in to rob a bank. I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step,… Continue Reading →

A building contractor was being paid by the week for a job that was likely to stretch over several months. He approached the owner of the property and held up the check he’d been given. “This is two hundred dollars… Continue Reading →

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where the hell have you been all night?” she demands. “At this fantastic new… Continue Reading →

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four”. The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the… Continue Reading →

“Doctor, how critical is my condition?” “You don’t worry,” the doctor smiled. “But I am told that doctors sometimes make wrong diagnoses. I know one case where the doctor treated a patient for pneumonia and he died of typhoid,” the… Continue Reading →

several years. One day John found a Lamp on the beach so he picked it up and took it to show his two friends. As he started to hand it to Joe, John noticed it was dirty and he rubbed… Continue Reading →

“I am not going to school anymore,” said the boy, when he returned in the evening. “What happened?” his mother lifted his chin and tried to cheer him with a smile. “My teacher is yet to make up her mind,”… Continue Reading →