Kids

Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile” John: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” Teacher: No, that’s wrong John: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Teacher: What is the chemical formula for Water? John: “HIJKLMNO”!! Teacher: What are you talking about? John: Yesterday you said it’s H to O! Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America. George: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class: George! Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Willy: Me! Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? Tommy: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are. Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Silvia: Your name on this report card. Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I”. Ellen: I is”¦ Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, “I am.” Ellen: All right “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.” Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?” Johnny: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time.” Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?” Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.” Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say Prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good Cook Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” Is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog! Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil: A teacher Teacher: Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up! After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. Teacher: Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny? Johnny: No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!