Humour Tonic

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds : “Wife wanted”. Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : “You can have mine.”

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know, son, I am still paying for it.”

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here.”

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see”. Watson replies, “I… Continue Reading →

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: DAM!! Q: What do you call a boom-a- rang, that doesn’t come back?A: A Stick!!!! Q : What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?A: Magnets… Continue Reading →

Married lifeMarried life is very frustrating. in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors… Continue Reading →

Teacher: Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” Teacher: John, how do you spell “crocodile” John: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” Teacher: No, that’s wrong John: Maybe it’s wrong, but… Continue Reading →